tom joke

When someone continuously tries making good joke but never succeeds, those are called tom jokes

Oh wait guys here come a tom joke

by Jml11 January 31, 2018

general jokes

jokes that are general

'this is general jokes man'

by Munsif September 8, 2003

Canada Joke

Its a deal breaker sign that the person you are dating is not your "one". You will recognize a Canada Joke because:
1. You may immediately loose all sexual attraction to the person.
2. Lost your patience at anything this person continues to say because you subconsciously or consciously feel this person is too stupid or lame to carry on a decent conversation.
3. Get up and walk away for good without saying a word and without any remorse.
4. Any respect that was there is now gone for this person.

Originated from someone not getting a joke about canadians.

Me: He picked me up for the first time and I saw he had Ani DiFranco and Indigo Girls CDs in his car. I am so not going out with him again. What a pussy.

My Best Friend: Oh, that's so a Canada Joke.

Me: I know. Straight guys don't listen to Ani DiFranco and the Indigo Girls.

by Azerifilly March 1, 2010

hard joke

Jokes that get you hard.

Damn she can tell a hard joke

by Dr. Funbone February 15, 2017

explanation is joke murder

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.

I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

among us jokes

A very unfunny and retarded breed of jokes. Used only by 8-12 year olds and originating around the time that among us got popular, these consist of hopping into random conversations and saying "red sus", "i vented" etc and expecting everybody to laugh at your most definitely funny and humorous joke that is very original and not overused at all

When I make many funny among us jokes but no rational person even lets out the slightest of giggles

by naothns November 9, 2020

Saxon = joke account

A popular phrase used on Gamefaqs.com message boards whenever the well known joke account Saxon posts anything.

Saxon: "I predict that Randy Orton Ric Flair and Batista will turn on HHH tonight on Raw then the corpse of Katie Vick will return to lead Evolution!"

Next poster: "Saxon = joke account"

by Saxon = joke account November 28, 2003