Fizz and Jizz

A sex act done by pouring a tablespoon of McDonald's sprite soda onto a woman's clitoris. Can also be described as "queefing pop rocks"

"Dude I just gave Jessica a Fizz and Jizz last night!"

by Paid actor #32 March 7, 2020

up jizzed

Its when you drink or eat something by accident that someone has previously spat sperm into after they've given someone a blowjob.

Eeooh Charlotte's just up jizzed herself again!! Lol

by Mitch 'Michelle' Green December 13, 2014

Jizz wap

The person that is being a dickhead. Or a faggot and doing something really dumb

Uncle Dan is a fucking jizz wap

by Grant Crosley July 5, 2022

jizz bed

The bed in which one jizzes upon their partner, or has their partner jizz upon them.

Guy A: Last night my girlfriend totally ruined my bed sheets.

Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!

by Andrea Sheikha June 29, 2011

FaB Jizzed

When you and a special friend talk dirty to each other over Facebook chat and you jizz in your pants or on the keyboard or monitor

dude me and my girlfriend were having a hot conversation last night and i fab jizzed all over the place.

by elijahking04 November 10, 2009

Jizz nasty

When you get a large amount of jizz all over the place or someone.

Dude, did you get jizz nasty all over the tub?

by momluver69 October 16, 2021

Jizz bender

Someone who can control the power of his nut juice and snipe anything with it e.g ashes head from r6 siege

I think something hit me in the back of the head

Yeah the jizz bender

by Fit kid mgee November 25, 2019