Jerking Rec

A person who waste time during prison recreational time.

Hey man, stop jerking rec, and give me the weight bench.

Stop jerking rec and move your chess piece.

by Spookadeen December 9, 2021

slow jerk

A phrase used when something turns you off. Instead of being able to quickly beat it, your jerk gets slowed down because of a stupid comment or disgusting premise. Akin to an "eye roll" and often accompanied by a slow, masturbatory gesture.

Girlfriend: "We should totally see the Nutcracker when it comes to town!"

Me: "Ugh, slow jerk"

by Flash1049 January 5, 2009

hypnic jerk

The "What are you retard's" That you get before you fall asleep

I gots the big jolts, before i fell asleep

by krys November 7, 2004

Smircle Jerk

A group of men standing in a circle masterbating much like "circle jerk" however with this version each participant must be holding a half smile or a smirk to make things even more enjoyable.

That guy over there is lookin at me like he wants to have a quick smircle jerk, creepy

by Imbadatthis September 10, 2010

jerk bumps

an outbreak of acne (from a teenage joke about masturbation causing acne)

I just got out of the shower when the jerk bumps came back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2010

chef jerk

A chef who appears on one of many cam sites, such as Chatroulette and Omegle, masturbating while wearing a chef's uniform.

Courtney ( Sees the chef jerkin' it on cam ) - "CHEF JERK!"

by Marcus James Allen May 21, 2010

perch-jerking

Fishing, usually for bream.

We stood on the pier and did some perch-jerking.

by kduda April 10, 2008