wrong end of the shaft

Idiom, literally meaning: one the receiving end of someone's penis (in slang shaft) rather than the person who possesses the penis (again shaft). In usage this means someone getting fucked figuratively rather than doing the figurative fucking (in which fucking is the preferred position).

Often used in relation to a business transaction which is one-sided.

While uncommon this idiom can be used in a literal sense and would generally refer to not only the act of being on the receiving side but also of a penetrative act that is disliked or not enjoyable (e.g. anal sex, double penetration..)
Figurative:
"I sold my truck for $2K to some idiot."
"Oh man, that shitbox? He was definitely on the wrong end of the shaft on that one."

Literal:
"James and I DP'd this chick last night.. man, was she on the wrong end of the shaft."
by cpt_beef September 20, 2011
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Never ending story

When you grab that fresh pair of undies and later you find yo girls hair wrapped around yo nut sack or stuck in your butthole after a crap
Dude I took such a great crap and when I went to wipe I caught this hair that seemed to be the never ending story coming from my butthole and nut sack
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Never ending story

Never Ending Story

When you take a sticky shit and keep wiping till the toilet paper is almost gone.
Went to the club last night couldn’t leave till two. Got stuck in the bathroom with a never ending story.
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Telangana happy ending

After sex, the female collects her warm pee in a bowl and gives her partner a Deep Tissue Massage with her pee to relax him.
dude, sneha gave me a telangana happy ending after we were done. I think i need to be alone for a while.
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Dead end vagina

Something you initially got really excited about but ultimately led to nothing
Investing in all those Pogs turned out to be a total dead end vagina
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Rear End Alignment

Unlike a Front End Alignment on an automobile, a Rear End Alignment is an ass kicking.
Bryan has quite the tude today, I think he might need a rear end alignment.
by almoore September 24, 2009
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