shit bit

when you get bit by a mosquito while shitting
Beyoncé got shit bit this morning!
by mauruje May 26, 2022
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When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.
Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.
by Kiwipo January 16, 2023
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compulsive torx-bit saver

A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.
My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?
by QuacksO October 01, 2018
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Wee in the Bits

To have a tiny penis
“The girls said Ol’ Jimmy down the block was wee in the bits
by Pseudo Sue 89 January 04, 2018
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the bit

Doing it for the bit. Like when you purposefully do something that you wouldn’t normally do, but for the bit (so it’s ok).
Should i get this pink diamond hat?”
“Do it for the bit bro”
by lauren is a queef August 08, 2022
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Jew bits

The cashier ran out of jew bits to make change
by zack the hack December 19, 2011
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bit of set

A joke in drumline made up because of lack of effort. If asked what a bit of set is then you simply say that you don't know. Bit of set really means a little bit of drum set. That's why it is a bit of set.
by Bit of set👌 January 18, 2019
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