human shield

Unamerican, oxygen-wasting hippie who deserves to be shot by the soldiers they are blocking.

Human shields don't deserve to be a part of this country.

by The Great X-wing Ace April 10, 2003

The human torch

The sexual act of dipping a female's head in gasoline, lighting it on fire, proceeding to rape her and then cumming on her head to put out the fire.

"She bled on my dick, so I gave her the human torch!"

by Jack Mihof January 13, 2014

human cheese

When a guy has anul with a girl and cum's in her butt and keeps thrusting and the cum rolls up into a sting and the guy picks it out and rolls it into a ball and makes the girl eat it.

Roel made maritza eat his human cheese.

by Michael Mendiondo November 18, 2004

human shield

A political act from one that uses their body only to prevent armed forces from advancing. It is normally done in places where political dissenters demonstrate their belief that the state's irrationality is at such an extreme that they would resort to political propoganda and violence to denounce and crush their own citizens.

by The less normative June 20, 2003

Human Suitcase

A midget on roller skates that wears all of an individual's clothes so that they can be pulled around an airport.

*as defined on SNL

I'm sorry sir but if you're going to insist that that man is a "human suitcase" and NOT a passenger then he is going to have to be stowed away in the overhead bins.

by Alex Simms March 15, 2011

Human Suitcase

A midget on rollerblades who wears all your clothing while you pull him through an airport. Best described by Stefan (Bill Hader) on Saturday Night Live.

"I forgot my human suitcase at the airport, but he found his way home."

by Alice Liddel March 1, 2011

Human Scum

What you are when you do something so bad that you can hardly live with the fact that you can still be called human.

I only had enough money to pay the bill and not enough to tip for the wonderful service. I feel like Human Scum.

by Wildburr April 26, 2016