horny

as well as meaning sexually aroused, wanting to have sex (eg. "I'm feeling horny", "watching you rub your nipple like that is making me horny"), "horny" is also increasingly used (in the UK, anyway) to describe something which or someone who is a turn on / stimulating / sexually arousing.

Watching you fuck that guy was really horny.

That's a horny photo.

by swniner December 22, 2008

Horny Bots

Those Bots that add you on windows live messenger, usually with a single name and made up last name in their email address, who add you at complete random.

'Hi, asl, cam to cam? I'm horny tonight' - is usually what they initiate conversations with.

... I don't think this needs an example. They're Horny Bots... >.>

by wtflolol June 18, 2009

Horny Little Devil

A midget who is crazed by the idea of sex. Their fascination by the act of sex and desire to begin intercourse, superceeds all other rules and respects otherwise obeyed by the general public, especcialy with respect to midgets.

Often, the sex enacted by such creatures is brutally inappropriate and completely off this world. Sometimes, public displays of this can be observed in the changing rooms of large department stores.

Horny Little Devil: "Come back to my house baby"
Person: "Why would you want to?"
Horny Little Devil: "I want to rip your clothes off with my teeth before we hit the sack.. if we last that far"
Person: "No of course you're a midget you %$#@."

by Mastermidget September 15, 2009

horny

When you have an extreme desire for having sex.

Dude I'm soooooo horny right now!!!!

Then go fuck that girl over there! I bet she'll like it *winks at guy*

by aftiyb November 16, 2014

horny

an awkward feeling of wanting to skeet

Bruv 1: dude I want to "spank the monkey" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bruv 2: bitch u horny

by ayyy lamo June 3, 2018

Exploding Horny Teenager

A prepubescent male who undergoes a combustion process, due to excessive accumulated semen and noxious gases (such as methane). Studies show that holding in a fart while having blue balls causes such a phenomena to occur.

Person A: Holy shit, look at that girl's ass!
Person B: ::Explodes::

Did you hear that after Tommy held a fart in all day, Susan came over and he exploded? He was one exploding horny teenager!

by Tim, Tim, Alex, Nick, Jason January 18, 2009

Wild horny goat weed

This is used to get a boner when a man wants to do a goat.

Where is my wild horny goat weed? I want to fuck a goat.
Dude, take some wild horny goat weed before you do that goat.

by Sharu July 6, 2011