The sporting equivalent of hungry hungry hippos. Repetitive, random, boring and involves about 3 different types of goals. What other sports are so crap you have allow fighting to add entertainment? No game matters one bit because there are like 80 in a season. At least half the goals you will not see go in because they are basically random goal mouth scrambles. Most of the rest happen on powerplays that are given out for nothing to generate more false excitement. Ice hockey is known to be rigged for closeness by the refs who give out 'make up calls' to keep the game entertaining (a bit like WWF). Its really great to play but its pointless to watch. If you do watch it and enjoy it you are either drunk or bored or both. Avoid.
What is the most repetitive, scruffy sport that needs the most contrivances to form an entertaining spectacle? Ice hockey. Its just plain poor.
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In reality, a pretty goof-ass sport. These weird lesbians sprint around a field, hunched over a tiny little janky-ass stick trying to hit a ball into a goal. Ridiculous. It takes no more physical prowess than a runner needs.
Example A:
"That weird lesbian thought she was gonna get into college for field hocky."
"Yeah, they suck you in like that, and dress you up like an idiot..."
Example B:
"What sport is that that those girls are playing?"
"Silly foreign person...that's field hockey and it's not a sport. It is merely an illusion. It makes the players feel like they're doing something important but really...they just look like a bunch of prairy dancing idiots for our amusement."
"That weird lesbian thought she was gonna get into college for field hocky."
"Yeah, they suck you in like that, and dress you up like an idiot..."
Example B:
"What sport is that that those girls are playing?"
"Silly foreign person...that's field hockey and it's not a sport. It is merely an illusion. It makes the players feel like they're doing something important but really...they just look like a bunch of prairy dancing idiots for our amusement."
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