No look handshake

A term used to describe an incident involving @jshock9nine where a pre-muck handshake took place with no eye contact.

I finally got the no look handshake incident after hearing about it for so long.

by Hellosharkness May 23, 2025

Freaky Handshake

When someone seemingly trustworthy makes a deal and shakes hands with you but doesn't intend to hold up their end of the deal.

That deal was made with a "freaky handshake", it apparently didn't mean a thing

by HellooYouu July 30, 2021

trumpy handshake

The awkward moment when your hands pull in the the receiver of the handshake and lock in place so you smack their hand

That was a real trumpy handshake

by Ummmmmmmmmm.... June 18, 2018

Ol' Columbus Handshake

A game in which participants grab a tight hold of the other participants groins. The first person who passes out (or otherwise quits by releasing the opponent's crotch) is declared the loser, and must remunerate the other players, typically by buying drinks.

Our crew couldn't decide who was paying so we gave one another the Ol' Columbus Handshake to see who'd buy the first round.

by Shank Bonein June 28, 2023

Stong Handshake

When two men, or any two-party individuals commence the use of their genitalia to make a greeting, thus them slapping their stongs together.

Jerry: "Hey Matthew, what's crackin', cuh?"
Matthew: "Nun much, brother. Come give me that stong handshake."
Jerry: "Bet."
*Stong handsake*

by TheStong December 11, 2023

Nutella handshake

When two homies in neighboring stalls wipe their ass with their hands and work said hands shake hands under the stall.

John and I had a real bonding experience from our Nutella handshake

by Dookiemonger69 November 15, 2021

Irish handshake

Putting your unwashed fingers into a friend's beer when they are not looking. Especially after coming from the toilet.

You remember the time I gave Seamus a good ol' Irish handshake in the pub?

by theseamus July 23, 2018