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shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".
I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.
by villos69 May 8, 2017
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Columbus Handshake

A greeting given to a girl in a bar, usually in Columbus. OH, where 2 fingers are inserted into the rectum.
Urban said he was just dancing with the girl in the bar, but he was spotted giving her the old Columbus Handshake.
by Southernernotbygrace October 7, 2021
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Maryland Handshake

A left to right slap, followed by an up down fist bump, finished with a catching motion on one person’s hand.
Good to see you Congressman Hoyer, let’s do a Maryland Handshake!
by Biggest Lebowski May 12, 2025
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Hackensack Handshake

Originating in Hackensack, MN. Generally performed on out of towners as they pass through or other unsuspecting morons.

It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.
"Man, what happen to your face?"
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."
by WayzataRules June 1, 2018
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Cypriot Handshake

A method of greeting people in which you kiss the tip of their toes and then their forehead.
I saw Denise give John a Cypriot handshake when they met on Saturday she kissed his big toe and then his forehead.
by Softy101 September 12, 2021
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african handshake

A type of Handshake in witch the individual use's their "left hand".
- This coming from a documentary of African Culture where the inhabitants

wipe with their right hand, then shake with their left as to not offend others.
Exp. (As seen in the movie "Meet Dave" starring Eddie Murphy.)

Dave - "Hi, Mark Rose (extends left hand)"
Mark - "Lefty huh? You must be foreign to come at me with that

pathetic African Handshake..."
Dave - (Smiles)
by NumberOneKangaroo November 17, 2016
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Bitchy Handshake

A failed attempt at a handshake in wich you only use your fingers to shake someones hand. It is the most bitch ass handshake you could do.
Dude 1*Hands a girl his hand for a handshake*
Girl: *Shakes his hand only with her fingers*
Dude 2: What was that handshake?
Dude 1: It was a Bitchy Handshake
by You should read this October 11, 2023
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