When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
Get the Brandon Handshakemug. Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit
"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024
Get the Port Jeff Handshakemug. The action of two men tying their penises together to seal a deal, or give a brotherly handshake with the snakes
"Yo, let's seal it with a Ben Frankshake"
"Get the boys together, been needing to give them A Ben Franklin Handshake"
"Get the boys together, been needing to give them A Ben Franklin Handshake"
by The Illusive Writer January 6, 2025
Get the Ben Franklin Handshakemug. A handshake involving many complex movements, but no one ever sees it because, as mentioned in the title, it is considered to be ninja-like, therefore cannot be seen.
by mads1103 November 29, 2013
Get the ninja handshakemug. It's a Pythonic word of how when a Boy Python, Female Panda, Bearded Lizard Snake and a Girl Anaconda meet, they make a Padnacondira.
Your Girlfriend and Best Friend gave me a 256-way-handshake yesterday, while we were walking your dog.
4-way-handshake
4-way-handshake
by Textpectator July 7, 2021
Get the 4-way-handshakemug. When you meet a girl soo slutty and easy she sucks you off within minutes of meeting *bit like the school bike everyone gets a ride*
Wow that girl I met last night was so slutty she introduced herself with a Morton handshake before I had a chance to get her name
by Scrappy001 September 18, 2016
Get the Morton handshakemug. Similar to the Elbump, but you touch both elbows at the same time, and say “Corona be gone” while in the motion
Jack: SAM!
Sam: JACK!
Jack: No Sam, gotta do corona handshake.
Sam: oh sorry my bad
Both: Corona be gone!
Sam: JACK!
Jack: No Sam, gotta do corona handshake.
Sam: oh sorry my bad
Both: Corona be gone!
by SirBisket March 13, 2020
Get the Corona Handshakemug.