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Google addict

A person who is addicted to all of Google's products and services. They also have a knack for finding anything on the Internet using google.
"I wish there was someone to help me cure my Google addiction..."
-Addict

"I have diagnosed you with Google Addiction Syndrome (GSD). There is nothing you can take that will help cure it. Figure it out."
-Doctor diagnosis

"No there must be something. -That can't be right..."
-Addict

"Sorry about that. There isn't. You'll just have to live with the consequences."

-Doctor
by Moviemaker2029 September 4, 2013
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google hangouts

random "chat room" where little kids think it is the OG.
"GUYS GUYS GET ON GOOGLE HANGOUTS I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!" -Timmy (Age 9)
by Dank.. May 18, 2016
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Google+

Google's fourth attempt at a social media website. It was officially supposed to be an extension of Google Business (the "+" meaning extended) and colleagues of a business would use Google+ as a social media to keep contact with each other. Then, when teenagers realized that adults didn't know about Google+, they began to post on Google+ to hide things from their parents.
When you finish being an angel on Facebook and start trolling on Google+
by sonic12576 February 14, 2018
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google symptom

Got a headache? Google says you gonna die soon. thats what a google symptom is.
Guy 1: Bro i sneeze.
Guy 2: *calls googles
google: yeah you dead fam

google symptom
by llamakinng December 6, 2018
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Google Whack

Jerking off over porn on your computer but having Google open in another window incase you get caught.
I just Google Whacked, but my mom caught me.
by Psymon- March 28, 2007
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Google

Google watches and tracks your every move
by >anon June 22, 2015
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Unedited google doc

A phrase used to describe uncultured racist white people mostly Americans
Why don’t you add some spice unedited google doc😀
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