getting stroked

Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.

We are getting stroked by this salesman

by Alderspsycho December 14, 2013

getting gronked

When you tear you're MCL. ACL. And getting a conclusion all in one hit.

Doctor: What happened.
Tom: Have you heard of getting gronked.
Doctor: What's that mean.
Tom: When you tear you're MCL ACL and getting a concussion all in the same hit.

by Wannahokealogie December 16, 2013

getting neighbored

You've been neighbored when you watch some 5yr old so the neighbors can probably fuck for a few minutes.

Neighbor's text: "Can you watch Lily for a little while?"

You: (reluctantly) "sure"
Your text to your buddy: "yeah, I'm getting neighbored right now"

Neighbors proceed to get a quick fuck on your watch.

by dudeposs January 23, 2014

Getting Chasm'ed

Giving false information about bicycles with a condescending tone.

I was getting Chasm'ed on Mountain Bike Review when I asked about 29+ wheel sets.

by ChrisGo! October 24, 2014

getting garried

Getting fucked so hard you get sent to the hospital

Yo did you hear about jenise? She was getting garried last Saturday

by Milfordisratchet November 14, 2014

Getting Duggared

Slowly having your nipples fondled by your older brother, while you sleep.

I can't believe someone would compare getting duggared to straight up penetration. Gawd.

by duggarz July 15, 2015

getting dawson'd

When one of your friends Interrupts you by playing the Dawson's Creek theme song

I was trying to build a lego robot while high and while getting dawson'd

by Pseudonymfound September 27, 2015