When a man or woman proceeds to defecate and urinate in a jar for a number of days, to a number of weeks, then wait a month for it to ferment (remember to put some sort of lid over it). It is often stored in a hot humid area.
Once a month has gone by, get your boyfriend or girlfriend to lay in a bathtub and pour the excrement all over there body, then have sex with them.
Once a month has gone by, get your boyfriend or girlfriend to lay in a bathtub and pour the excrement all over there body, then have sex with them.
My gave my girlfriend a German Landslide and we had the best night of my life! Except for the fact i got a yeast infection and contracted Chlamydia...
by Dickticklee January 2, 2009
Get the German Landslide mug.The mechanics and principles are exactly the same as a Dutch Oven however the act involves following though to lay a fresh poop.
Then one locks the other participant (Preferably the one who did not do the poop) under the sheets.
Then one locks the other participant (Preferably the one who did not do the poop) under the sheets.
Person1 "I can't believe you followed through trying to Dutch Oven me."
Person2 "That's how a German Oven works"
Person2 "That's how a German Oven works"
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A man that can kill you from a different zip code, will go "Kommando" not the way your thinking commando which is no underwear but Kommando is when a German goes Special Forces and will never be found by anyone and probably kill you in your sleep, and will always get his revenge so I recommend you don't mess with one.
by Anonymousk9 October 1, 2016
Get the East German mug.A sexual position involving the male sitting on a bed, chair, or other flat surface, with the woman on top. In one of her hands, she holds a self-pleasuring device a couple inches below her rectum. As she drops off the man's penis, she falls onto the device. Upon lifting off the device, she is back on the man, thus the seesaw-like motion.
Addendum: Having a second male can substitute device.
Addendum: Having a second male can substitute device.
by Dustin DeWynn August 27, 2010
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Get the Germany mug.A sex act in which one first removes anothers organ(s) and then uses it to pleasure the other person, be they male or female.
-Man, jane to german organ-pound in the morgue. I hope she's single!
-german organ-pounding is quite nice on a hot day after lunch.
-german organ-pounding is quite nice on a hot day after lunch.
by Jyran Damb June 11, 2006
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