female friendly porn

Type of porn focusing on POV of that dick.

David- "Wanna watch porn?"
Taylor- "Fuck yeah! Show me that big black dick. Female friendly porn."

by Billy Cu April 13, 2016

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

1 - KYS YOU FUGLY FREAK
2 - KYS YOU UNGLY FREAK
3- KYS You fugly freak
4- KYS you ugly freak
5 - What even are you
6 - Meh
7 - fuckable
8 - That's pretty good
9- DAMN GRILL
10 - Tastier than choccy milk

Guy 1:You see that Jessica chick what would you rate her on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale),?
Guy 2: Idk probably around a 4
Guy 1: damn ikr she gross
Guy 3: She ain't all bad look at that poppin' booty I bet that's tastier than my choccy milk
Guys 1/2: tru tru

by Meepicus December 17, 2016

femaleperson

Feckin eejit that thinks that just because we let them vote they should get paid real wages. They should be kept bare foot and pregnant in the kitchen on a 12ft choke chain.
General uses include
1 source of food
2 source of babies
3 dick warmer
4 cleans things

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
NONE! Let the bitch cook in the dark!

by Makbeth April 29, 2005

femalegating

the act of a woman driving at high speed while applying cosmetics, specifically when she is so close to the vehicle ahead that its driver can discern the specifics (e.g., brand name and color) of said cosmetics by simply reading them off their packaging (backwards, of course) as seen from their reflection in his or her rear view mirror. (A portmanteau of "female" an "tailgating.")

Damn near got run over this morning by a chick putting on mascara from behind the wheel. She was so close I could see it was Cover Girl Lashblast Fusion, in a big-ass purble bottle. Bitch was femalegating!!!

by Octopus Knight October 5, 2016

Jayden (female)

a weird horse girl. will most likely end up forever alone and will become a crazy cat lady but with horses instead of cats. is usually shy but can become louder when with close friends.

“omg that girl is such a Jayden (female)!”

by jaydenlololok October 30, 2018

Female

the best and worse thing ever created rolled into one and added in is a fuck you time called period also known as a female. usualy awsome eye candy unless below a 5 on the scale ;). if above a 5 usualy a good sign that it is ok to have intercourse without having to hide the fact that you did, any lower and you just need to mack bitches better =)

john smith: dammm son look at that bitty ova there

matt johnson; god dammm thats one fine female like a 9 go get her digits nigga

John: ight yo watch this game ima throw

matt; you do that ima smoke a blunt

john; iiight yo peace out

matt: peace and goodluck wit da bitty

by Jordan rafiki mon September 24, 2007

female gaze

“female gaze” isn’t a thing. always stupid white girls trying to make slang and it always backfires in their faces. the only reason people are talking about it is because other girls are jealous that boys have a “male gaze” and we don’t have jack shit.

👩 🦳 : kevin is the epitome of the female gaze!!
👩 🦰 : it’s not even a thing stop trying to make it happen..

by fedupwiththem November 30, 2022