free canoe'ed

The state somebody is or was in from being subjected to a free canoe Craigslist prank.

Yo dawg, I'm really annoyed because my phone keeps going off from people asking about a free canoe. I think I've been free canoe'ed!

by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017

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free body

A person who feels no need for exactness, yet chooses to live life freely, and be late often.

Ok fuck bobby he's 30 minutes late again... What a free body.

by Redbone1212 June 9, 2017

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Free Pepsi

A reward earned after completing a certain task.

"IF ANYONE FINDS MY iPAD YOU'LL GET A FREE PEPSI!" - Mr. F proclaimed.

by Nick Vujici November 16, 2017

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A "Free Unfollow" is a term used to describe the Twitter mess of free-follow accounts that make you jump through hoops for their supposedly free, no strings attached follow, but then end up unfollowing you.

(a.k.a. "free low" or "freelow")

Friend: Bro, this egg account bio read: "Hi this is a free follow just because you're you. Don't follow me back, but follow @soandsoblahblah instead." So I went to the trouble of following @soandsoblahblah and guess what? The next thing I knew, the egg account unfollowed me.

Me: Breh, that is so lame. So you basically got a "free unfollow."

by KpopKolorado June 4, 2016

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