Fatcycle

a small motorized scooter or cycle that fat people ride on to do their shopping and general moving around!

Because Connie is so obese, she needs a fatcycle to get around Walmart.

by Kelticgurl September 5, 2009

farty balls

Farty balls occurs when you are sitting in a seat and when you fart the fart exits between your inner thigh and your balls.

Every time I sit in the Expedition and fart I get Farty balls.

by manny420 October 30, 2013

farty head

Farty head is a insult to call someone who farts alot!!!!

OMG you're such a farty head GO AWAYYYYY!!!

by EZZZZZZZZZ345 January 6, 2018

Torchmark Fattie

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks

I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.

by Torchmark Superhero April 23, 2009

fatticapped

when someone gets so fat that they try to pass their laziness off for being handicapped.

Look at that 600 pound woman sitting in her wheelchair eating a hoagie. She's not handicapped; she's fatticapped.

by bringbacksaban December 30, 2007

fatticus

Nickname for someone who’s name is Atticus but is obese. Behaves in a rather whale like fashion. Usually used as an insult so use at your own risk!!!

“See that kid over there?, he’s a fatticus”.

by Confusedhomelessman666 March 13, 2018

Farty Phil

A dirty old man on your course at college. He usually spends his time taking pictures of younger girls and farting when in the middle of lectures. He is usually referred to as "Pervert" or "Lollypop man". He loves the countryside and is still a virgin. People generally throw objects at him like Chips, Bottles and Oranges to name a few, and you usually get the reaction of " Do you think your clever, you Moron!"

To sum up Phil, he is a totally wierdo.

"Farty Phil will you stop taking pictures of me!"

Phil: "Do you think your clever, Moron?!"
Phil: " What yee looking at!?"

by Tristan Adamson February 1, 2009