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Rear End Alignment

Unlike a Front End Alignment on an automobile, a Rear End Alignment is an ass kicking.
Bryan has quite the tude today, I think he might need a rear end alignment.
by almoore September 24, 2009
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end of year exam

Hell in its purest form.
Hey man, we have one more week til end of year exams!

...I didn't know I'll be meeting Satan this early.
by Mariambdjsn October 22, 2022
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End-Stage Life

When a patient has severe chronic severe diseases affecting every organ system and is progressing despite maximum medical therapy to the point where the severity of the side-effects of their medical therapies are approaching that of their multiple medical comorbidities.
Q: Did you finish his HPI?

A: His chief complaint is End-Stage Life; hospice is seeing him first.
by Dr Urich June 6, 2015
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Rear-Ended Nuke

an Extremely Painful, often spicy feeling Poop
oh god, that was so painful, i just a Total Rear-Ended Nuke there, ahh god it was so painful
by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020
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wrong end of the shaft

Idiom, literally meaning: one the receiving end of someone's penis (in slang shaft) rather than the person who possesses the penis (again shaft). In usage this means someone getting fucked figuratively rather than doing the figurative fucking (in which fucking is the preferred position).

Often used in relation to a business transaction which is one-sided.

While uncommon this idiom can be used in a literal sense and would generally refer to not only the act of being on the receiving side but also of a penetrative act that is disliked or not enjoyable (e.g. anal sex, double penetration..)
Figurative:
"I sold my truck for $2K to some idiot."
"Oh man, that shitbox? He was definitely on the wrong end of the shaft on that one."

Literal:
"James and I DP'd this chick last night.. man, was she on the wrong end of the shaft."
by cpt_beef November 19, 2011
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Rear end shunt

by FineCarré May 7, 2018
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Telangana happy ending

After sex, the female collects her warm pee in a bowl and gives her partner a Deep Tissue Massage with her pee to relax him.
dude, sneha gave me a telangana happy ending after we were done. I think i need to be alone for a while.
by bonerpolice1000 May 2, 2023
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