a boy who thinks he’s better than everyone else. his ego will triple at the first signs of a threat. you don’t want to be around him too long incase it wears off
by eatdick November 27, 2021

I'm going to get some sun on this beautiful weekend day, get in some leisurely activities, then go home and do some lazy-ely non-activities like sitting on the couch Netflix'n..
by Inspktr April 13, 2024

by JakeWakey3000 November 27, 2023

Eli, Eli, sold some socks, 5 cents a pair or dollar a box, the longer you wear them the shorter they get, soak em in water and they won't get wet
Eli is my friend
by Your Friend😉 September 23, 2021

by James Greg November 5, 2020

A friend that you hang out with him every day and sometimes call him daddy. But he is a great friend over all and you love him like family. And he will be there for every day at any time because y'all are just family together and he is just a wonderful person that you love.
by SHUT THE FUCK UP CARL November 13, 2021

You're such an Eli
by Clickbaiturmumscar June 9, 2020
