columbian eskimo

The art of flying down to South America smuggling cocaine in your rectum. Once you arrive an Alaskan man (or woman, the cartels preference) comes and snorts the cocaine out of your rectal cavity.

Man I just came back from vacation I had to do a Columbian Eskimo, I’m still sore.

by Torikattt July 28, 2020

Viking Eskimo kiss

When two dudes rub beards together.

Frank and Scott rub beards together as eskimos would, but it’s 2021 so Viking Eskimo kisses r a thing

by Viking Eskimo kisses November 3, 2021

Reverse Eskimo

Foxes live underground in dens. Therefor is the reverse way an Eskimo lives.

" oh did you see that fox come out of the reverse Eskimo."

by Chops and chunk December 30, 2021

cindy eskins

A female thats worse than a twat waffle, makes a mans penis sink up in his body cavity in fear.

A female that has to cover her privates up with leaves and hope somebody falls into her..

Shes was totally bring a cindy eskins.

by Wayjaygal November 18, 2022

The Eskimo

When you cut your pubes and put it inside your foreskin to create a fur hat for your tip

Make sure you do The Eskimo, it’s cold outside

by Lilbeanboy April 28, 2023

Full Eskimo

When you ruthlessly fuck a pint of ice cream, ejaculate into it, refreeze it and use it anally

I saw michael go full Eskimo with on pint of Cherry Garcia.

by bigfeller85 January 23, 2026

The Eskimo Ring

The act of stripping a female, covering her in hot sauce and seal fat and then entering a ring pop into their exposed rectum until they cum.

Darek: Dude! I saw my girl doing The Eskimo Ring with Charlie last night!
Jason: Oh shit, that's not good. You should get back at her by doing a Washington Eradicator with Ethel down by the old library.

by Slimmy Pimmy October 26, 2025