Salad Dodger

a fat chick or guy, somone who is obviously not on a diet

see that fat guy he is a salad dodger

by Sailor James October 7, 2009

Dodge

Lay low, creep a while, and when they drive past, I smile

When I see a motherfuckin' cop, I don't dodge 'em.

by Skozooter July 13, 2015

Dick Dodgers

the name of my cousin's penis, or straight people

Dick Dodgers wants to use his forward laser cannon on her

by Double D February 11, 2004

doagey

Variant of doggie, pronounced with a long O. Usually purposefully mispronounced, can also be the usual pronunciation for some who have adopted the variant. May refer to a dog, hot dog, or food made with a hot dog, such as a coney.

Give me one of them cheese doagies.

Even tiny little doagies bark at big burly mountain cats.

That's my doagey.

by Manhoo September 15, 2010

dodge master

A master of dodging incoming objects such as fists, rocks, sports equipment, and other projectiles. Unfortunatley, when a dodge master thinks that they will never be hit, they find themselves on the ground.

Ha Ha!! I am a dodge master!!! No one will ever hit m... WHAM!!!

by Dodge Sensei May 1, 2003

DODGE-master

Beastmaster, PIMPimal, Beastimal

Holy cow, did you see that animal?
It wasn't an animal bobby, it was a DODGE-master

by paulimal September 28, 2003

doafed

An all inclusive term for gettin' fucked! May be oral, anal, vaginal or other such terms.

Tonight I met with my girlfriend Sarah, and we doafed until the sun came up.

by hefty t nigga July 2, 2007