Road Deuce

a poop taken outside of the home and implies a deuce taken under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even increased frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel

The food was great but the consistent nuisance of Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.

by Prediction? Pain August 15, 2022

Lucky Deuce

While you jerk-off and take a shit at the same time, you “hit the jackpot” if you cum and drop a deuce at the same time.

Unexpectedly, I had a Lucky Deuce while I was sitting on the toilet.

by Pancreas Man January 8, 2018

dollar deuce

When you get into the cash cab and the lights come on and you shit yourself

Todd told Mike that he was picked up by the game show “cash cab” and when the the lights came on he couldn’t help but let out a dollar deuce.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Deuce brown pillow

Like goose down pillow. When you have to shit, and you put to on the water first to catch the poop. Then top it with the used to, but don't flush.

I had a big breakfast. I'm about to leave a deuce brown pillow in the bathroom for someone to see.

by Barakabomba May 4, 2024

Double deuce

Aka (a Deuce and a half) when one has a bowel movement, stands up to leave and by the act of standing, loosens another piece of feces and and one has to abandon the plan to leave the bathroom to go back,sit down and finish it again.

Also know as a gmc jimmy ton and a half truck Circa ww2.

Grampa told me about his war times and the big trucks he worked on, like the double deuce.

by Bonnie mc fucking cannon June 26, 2024

The Deuce

Where you’re felching then you mistakenly or purposefully drop a dingleberry into the receiving mouth.

I did the deuce on a grindr hookup this afternoon.

by Mary59443 October 22, 2023

Deuce

A God. Ex Member of Hollywood Undead.

"Go pray to Deuce! or at least listen to one of his songs!"

by Rose Murillo July 15, 2023