Sleep Paralysis Demon

A Sleep Paralysis Demon is that scary shi that watches you sleep while asking for breakfast or for something to do because ho u slacking on that breakfast and entertainment, that scary shi might just eat your toes off while you sleep.
(This is definitely not your Sleep Paralysis Demon.)

You: Damn, I can’t move or speak… this shi tuff.. wonder what it is. Oh it’s a Sleep Paralysis Demon… makes sense.

Sleep Paralysis Demon: Hey pookie, so I’m your new Sleep Paralysis Demon! Make me food, please! I beg of you. I could eat you, but I won’t if you feed me food :3

by ASleepParalysisDemon July 17, 2025

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Keeping The Demons Out

The act of wearing a butt plug

“Dude why are you keeping the demons out?”
“cause it feels good”

by catsharks September 2, 2023

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Demon King Ass

When a person smells soooo.... bad to the point were it could be deadly, potentially killing you.

Civilian 1: Hey who is that guy?
Civilian 2: Idk but you should try smelling him or sum
Bob: Yea I agree try smelling Him
Civilian 1: *sniff* I smell Ass!
Everyone: ASS!?!
Civilian: DEMON KING ASS!
Everyone: DEMON KING ASS!?!

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory April 28, 2025

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Demon

A person that has succumb to The Temptations of capitalism

Corporations that won't allow unionization are run by demons.
That murderer for hire is a demon.

by LibertyBellcuzwereinhell October 22, 2022

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demonic reply

When someone says something completely normal or mind blowingly cringe, and the first reply is the most unbelievable shocking shit ever

Example of a demonic reply in action:
Commenter: "lil bro started praying to skibidi toilet"
First reply: I DONT WANNA BE HEARING ANYTHING ELSE FROM U LIL MAN 💯‼️💯🗿DONT LET ME CATCH YOU ON THE STREETS 🚪🚪🦵🦵ILL BE CLAPPIN YO CHEEKS IF YO ASS AINT GORILLA GLUED SHUT MY BOY❗️👹👹

by Snorkellus November 29, 2023

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