kick donkey

The unrestrained urge to defecate before a time of stress or pressure.

Before the drag race, I had to go to the shitter and kick donkey.

by JW89t April 10, 2008

Ape Donkey

A person (always male) who can act like a bit of a dick at times (between 25-50% of the time) however is not as bad as a Wank Dog.

Question: "What do you make of that guy?"
Response: "He's an Ape Donkey!"

by Tebsin September 19, 2010

McDougal Donkey Punch

When fuckin a chick from behind, you drop an elbow in her lower back and as she is coming up from the pain you give her a nice punch in the back of the head.

Watch that shit get real tight and stay in!! The McDougal Donkey Punch!!

by The McDougaller March 4, 2011

Larva-Donkey

Small, orange weasel-like entity with little to no brain, a distinct odor and webbing between the toes. Usually resides in bogs, swamps, and other eutrophic or otherwise stagnant wetlands.

"The Larva-Donkey was seen snivelling in the deep putrid bog emitting distinct, high-pitched mating signals to the surrounding donkeys"

by J-Kat October 13, 2011

loose donkey

when a member of the male gender is attempting masturbation with a full bladder, and he ends up pissing all over himself

dude 1: hey man whats that bigass yellow stain on your shirt??
dude 2: oh dude the other day i was whacking and i accidently pulled a loose donkey
dude 3: no way dude, thats grody

by Karl Hungus Jr March 13, 2013

blind donkey

1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.

2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.

1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.

by bdj August 25, 2013

Lumpy Donkey

An extra-large buttoks of a female that has fat lumps or cellulite under the skin. Ex. Deelishis, Buffie The Body.

booty donkey junk Lumpy Donkey

by DD2 October 21, 2013