DAVE!!

The best man among all the people on Earth, only one man has ever had this title, but his location is sadly unknown. so be on the lookout because you never know when you might be looking at DAVE!! (yes DAVE!! is the name, all caps and including the 2 exclamation marks ONLY 2).

Hey bro, look out for DAVE!!, he can be anywhere

by anonymous December 12, 2022

Dave Senior Tyee

Any Chinook salmon over 21lbs.

Me: "Hey Dave, how big do you think that fish is"

Dave Senior: "35 pounds!"
Me: *Puts it on the scale* "Wow 22 pounds"
David Summers: "A Dave Senior Tyee"

by HardyFisher December 5, 2017

Dave’s Icecream

To go and makeout. Used to get away friends so you can be alone to makeout

“Hey, I’m leaving with Rach to get Dave’s Icecream.”

by Tj boi dillic July 25, 2018

Dave

That dumbass person at work that lives here: 192.16.148.239

I fucking hate Dave.

by bigboyballs445 December 7, 2023

Sweet Baby Dave

The saddest of all beings, so said that his home cried for him. A map to his dad boy treasures can be found inked on his arm.

The Chronicles of Sweet Baby Dave.

by Lawls92 November 25, 2021

Dry Dave

Similar process to the wet willy, you swab the inside of your asshole with your pointer finger, and then push it into the mouth of your victim.

Ryan: Damn, why’s Jason over there throwing up
Connor: I gave him a dry dave

by Batmanfr March 23, 2024

Dave Bartlett

An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys

Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.

by Slowam March 30, 2022