Cracker Cakes (n.): This particular food is often referred to as a rice cake, and is a flat circle of tasteless dried rice and nearly weightless. Since only white people are the main consumers of theses delicacies they can also be called a cracker (term for white person as well as type of food) cake. More specifically, white women dieting are the largest demographic for this flavorless snack.
Can we please stop by whole foods quickly so I can fill up on cracker cakes before we go to the gallery opening?
by sucio2 August 13, 2010
Get the cracker cakesmug. an old stanky cracker stuck in a couch. lazy, stale, crusty, grodey, and just all around foul person
by Kyle/lyle March 29, 2009
Get the Couch Crackermug. A funny substitute for DeadA$$.
by cj2009cj February 4, 2012
Get the Dead Crackersmug. The dirt found under the foreskin of a man's penis is crackers and cheese. Especially when he is unwashed or unclean. An uncircumsised man.
by Dolce Coppola December 9, 2011
Get the Crackers And Cheesemug. a weird, messed-up or otherwise insane person, often a co-worker; useful for times when "fuck-face" and "sweet merciful motherfucker" might not be appropriate
by Cristos April 26, 2006
Get the wonky crackermug. (N) An insult; an allusion to a fake medical condition that results in the fragility of male genitalia.
Doctor: We ran some tests, and it turns out you have cracker dick.
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.
Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.
Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet
by DiabloRain October 22, 2014
Get the Cracker Dickmug. a caucasian person who hasn't totally lost his/her mind and is in hot pursuit of something greater than the microwave oven, who believes that life's greatest pleasures are not derived from those things that plug into little electrically charged holes in the wall.
"That graham cracker has been living off the grid for three years now, do you think he has a facebook?"
"Do you think I should get uncle Dave this flat iron for his super long beard?
No, that Graham Cracker doesn't have anything to plug it into anyway, you'll have to make him one out of cast iron."
"Do you think I should get uncle Dave this flat iron for his super long beard?
No, that Graham Cracker doesn't have anything to plug it into anyway, you'll have to make him one out of cast iron."
by a daily hypocrite May 25, 2012
Get the graham crackermug.