Human Girl, but the instincts of a mountain goat. Eleanor Cooper Ohm will make a bad joke at any point in the day and it will land perfectly no matter what.
by cumjarbby February 22, 2023
Get the ELEANOR COOPER OHMmug. 
by anonymous May 5, 2021
Get the cooper dunnmug. by Coopers a pussy May 8, 2020
Get the Coopermug. by Billybogjenkings April 22, 2022
Get the Baseball-boy-Coopermug. Cooper Syndrome
*noun*
A sudden, unexpected shift in perspective where someone realizes they aren't actually against families or supportive of senseless violence, often after a moment of deep self-reflection or witnessing something emotionally impactful. Named after a hypothetical person named Cooper who might’ve had such an epiphany.
*Example:* "Dude, I used to rant about overpopulation, but after seeing my niece smile, I got hit with Cooper Syndrome and now I just want everyone to be safe."
*Synonyms:* Family Feels, Sudden Empathy
*Related:* Heartstrings, Heartbeat.
*noun*
A sudden, unexpected shift in perspective where someone realizes they aren't actually against families or supportive of senseless violence, often after a moment of deep self-reflection or witnessing something emotionally impactful. Named after a hypothetical person named Cooper who might’ve had such an epiphany.
*Example:* "Dude, I used to rant about overpopulation, but after seeing my niece smile, I got hit with Cooper Syndrome and now I just want everyone to be safe."
*Synonyms:* Family Feels, Sudden Empathy
*Related:* Heartstrings, Heartbeat.
"He was all about ‘no rules, no ties,’ until he got hit with Cooper Syndrome at his sister’s wedding and started talking about protecting future generations."
by Deport October 1, 2025
Get the Cooper Syndromemug. If Trump is a narcissist, Cooper is also a narcissist. One likes masks, the other (publicly) doesn't. Both like power, both are on the same side (not yours).
Cooper cares about as much about the average person as Trump does. The coronavirus response was his ticket to getting re-elected, that's why he did most of what he did. He's an ally of Trump and has been since before his election, until he wants to stand up to Trump for show a few months before the next election.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
Get the Coopermug.