The type of girl you cant resist getting to know. Cool cat, witty, deep, and naughty. Loves to bite anything she can get her hands on. Meow! And when she's into you, oh your world is complete.
Oh Sarah's such a beautiful mess. Shes just the perfect Lala Cooper I've been looking for all my life.
by OH.....! September 08, 2016
This is news mommy. Otherwise, known as Brett Cooper of the Daily Wire, where use facts and logic to destroy the woke left rhetoric.
I would love it if Brett Cooper would start on me one day, so I could feel her beautiful feet on my back.
by Sigma 🤫🧏 June 18, 2024
by U know69 September 18, 2020
Molly Cooper is an edgy little bitch typical red head kinda sexy but is a lil bit of a slut she’s nice tho I guess
by Canoelover69 June 14, 2019
The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.
Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"
by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021
A little boy with blonde hair who is very spoiled and always gets hjs way because his parents would rather just leave the situation than deal with yelling and screaming go for 5 hours
Calvin: My brother just kicked and screamed for 4 hours until he got his way
Mason: is he blonde?
Calvin: Yes
Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper
Mason: is he blonde?
Calvin: Yes
Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper
by CalvinsLeftNut April 10, 2023
Human Girl, but the instincts of a mountain goat. Eleanor Cooper Ohm will make a bad joke at any point in the day and it will land perfectly no matter what.
by cumjarbby February 23, 2023