Cooked

Adjective
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) a bad situation with little to no hope of recovering.

Verb
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) do something well.

Adjective
"I'm cooked."

Verb
"HE COOKED!"

by kp04z July 11, 2024

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021

corey cook

Someone who watches anime and hentai excessively.

Person 1: hey you know that one dude
Person 2: yeah but he is a total Corey cook
Person 1: oh

by Fuck did u do January 25, 2017

Cooke

To be a “Cooke” is when you act like a dumbass

“shut the fuck up Cooke”

by pseudonym10000001 February 20, 2022

Cooked

To describe yourself or someone that’s in a bad situation

“Bro I got a D on this test and my mom said if I fail, she’ll take away my phone for 2 months”
“You’re cooked, bro”

by anonymous May 4, 2024

Slow Cooking

Sitting in a hotboxed room until you are thoroughly gassed

Smoking gets me too high, so i'm fine with slow cooking until i'm good.

by roscy September 4, 2019

Fully Cooked

meal or entree that has been on the stove long enough to render the hapless occupant of the pan totally motionless and probably dead

Hey man, is that steak fully cooked yet, or should I go cut another piece off the beast?

by bws July 10, 2001