coochie juice

a concoction of all things that keep *down there* smelling and tasting good.
equal parts cranberry, pineapple and apple Juice (all unsweetened) with some ice.
Jake just invited me over, time for some of that coochie juice!!
by inurmom.com October 27, 2022
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coochie master swigty swag

ya main g , a real one, typically non-binary
eyyyyy look at them, that my coochie master swigty swag mann. i love them so much bruh
by sangwoosashymassivehorsecock December 08, 2020
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Coochie-conomy

The depreciated value of coochie due to free Internet PornHub access, forcing wanna-be Instagram models to get a real job instead.
Q: Shaneeka hasn’t updated her page in months; what’s up?

Me: Donations dried up. She delivering for UPS now. Hiding that sexy body under a uniform, working 9 to 5 to pay bills Another victim of the Coochie-conomy... *smh*
by Deuce And A Quarter 4Ever December 05, 2021
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Coochie Joint

The thin roll of left-over toilet paper that develops when a moist or dry coochie is wiped with toilet paper and is stuck in a coochie crease. It will typically dry up and fall in panty liner. Not uncommon to be be seen by personal wax lady. It happens most often with 2-ply toilet paper.
"Damn girl, that pussy be smokin'. Look at all those coochie joints."
"Hey babe, do I have cotton mouth? Or is it your coochie joint."
"I asked my wax lady, are those white pubes on that wax strip. She said, no, those are your coochie joints."
by Retinuh chic 69 January 14, 2025
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Coochie Rust

When a vagina gets so dry, it oxidizes. Becoming rust. Bonus points if she’s a redhead
Man 1: “How was sex with your girlfriend’s mom bro?”

Man 2: “Dude, she hasn’t had sex I’m so long she had Coochie Rust.”
by Pipedbag February 25, 2024
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Coochie Boogers

Little beach balls of choochie juice in your underwear that hardens over time into little balls.
"Yo dude look at all your Coochie Boogers theres hundreds of them"
by tommylovesballselohel November 03, 2021
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Coochie Deprived

When a Man has not had any coochie for a long period of time and his feral instincts begin to return where he becomes angry at even the smallest little thing where he will then commit random acts of violence towards friends, family, and whatever motherfucka is in the vicinity
“Aye that n*** Tony just boxed a fly his ahh mad coochie deprived"
by Captiongod215 May 05, 2022
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