Alessandra Coochie is the hottest woman alive. She is smoking, sizzling, and sexy hot. She is a one of a kind human being because she is a bit odd but everyone loves her for that. She is kinda bipolar, one day she loves people the next she wants to unalive them all. But that she okay since she is the most popular girl in school and all the boys won't leave her alone but in the end of the day she is devoted to her chuzz crush she liked in year 7 because she is just interesting like that. Her favorite things are PE, the gym, boys to old for her, her dad, her glorious friends, awkward and consipated looking boys.
Who is that girl staring at me, laughing, a bit awkward, and red like a tomato?
Oh, that's Alessandra Coochie, I think she has a crush on you!
Nah, she only likes the dupe and the baker
Oh shucks...
Oh, that's Alessandra Coochie, I think she has a crush on you!
Nah, she only likes the dupe and the baker
Oh shucks...
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