Alessandra Coochie

Alessandra Coochie is the hottest woman alive. She is smoking, sizzling, and sexy hot. She is a one of a kind human being because she is a bit odd but everyone loves her for that. She is kinda bipolar, one day she loves people the next she wants to unalive them all. But that she okay since she is the most popular girl in school and all the boys won't leave her alone but in the end of the day she is devoted to her chuzz crush she liked in year 7 because she is just interesting like that. Her favorite things are PE, the gym, boys to old for her, her dad, her glorious friends, awkward and consipated looking boys.

Who is that girl staring at me, laughing, a bit awkward, and red like a tomato?
Oh, that's Alessandra Coochie, I think she has a crush on you!
Nah, she only likes the dupe and the baker

Oh shucks...

by sookmatats August 05, 2025

Sophia

Is a quirky little turkey that loves slay rat energy and is a bit weird and insane in the head but we love her because she is a slaying rat queen purr brat baddy. She is a sexy baddy with a huge gyat, diarrhea brown eyes and shitty dog water brown hair. She loves rats, bob cuts, short men, pimple popping and boys who play water polo. She is interesting.

Who is this fine babe laying on the floor laughing with her 3 foot friend?
Idk, that might be Sophia
I bet she is a Sophia

by sookmatats August 04, 2025