Coochie Rust

When a vagina gets so dry, it oxidizes. Becoming rust. Bonus points if she’s a redhead

Man 1: “How was sex with your girlfriend’s mom bro?”

Man 2: “Dude, she hasn’t had sex I’m so long she had Coochie Rust.”

by Pipedbag February 25, 2024

Coochie Boogers

Little beach balls of choochie juice in your underwear that hardens over time into little balls.

"Yo dude look at all your Coochie Boogers theres hundreds of them"

by tommylovesballselohel November 03, 2021

Coochie Deprived

When a Man has not had any coochie for a long period of time and his feral instincts begin to return where he becomes angry at even the smallest little thing where he will then commit random acts of violence towards friends, family, and whatever motherfucka is in the vicinity

“Aye that n*** Tony just boxed a fly his ahh mad coochie deprived"

by Captiongod215 May 05, 2022

Coochi

poosay

"poosay tight poosay clean poosay fresh coochi wobbling"

by MARYSUCKSBALLS June 22, 2022

Coochi

A star

There is a lot of coochie in the universe

by Lalafakedefiner June 05, 2021

coochie juice

a concoction of all things that keep *down there* smelling and tasting good.
equal parts cranberry, pineapple and apple Juice (all unsweetened) with some ice.

Jake just invited me over, time for some of that coochie juice!!

by inurmom.com October 27, 2022

coochie master swigty swag

ya main g , a real one, typically non-binary

eyyyyy look at them, that my coochie master swigty swag mann. i love them so much bruh

by sangwoosashymassivehorsecock December 08, 2020