el coochie virus

make sure you bring a condom you don’t wanna get el coochie virus
by Strawberry_waffles December 17, 2021
mugGet the el coochie virusmug.

coochie crayon

A well-worn, heavily marinated tampon, sporting the finest shades of red, brown, and “I-don’t-want-to-know.” Often disposed of in a way that makes unsuspecting victims question their life choices. Bonus points if it’s left in a bathroom trash can without being wrapped up like a decent human being.
Bro, I walked into the gas station bathroom and some psycho was writing on the wall with a coochie crayon. I’m calling the police.
by yung-megafone February 27, 2025
mugGet the coochie crayonmug.

Roast Beef Coochie

This is the type of coochie that makes you gag. It looks like a roast beef sandwich. Legend states that the term derived form a bitch names Mckinely. Her boyfriend must be blind to want to hit that.
Daisalynn: Do you see her over there. I heard her coochie looks like roast beef and smells like a sushi roll
Tori: That’s so gross. That’s the new term to describe nasty hags
Daisalynn: All my homies hate Mckinely. F that bish #Roast Beef Coochie
by PeopleWhoHate June 8, 2022
mugGet the Roast Beef Coochiemug.

Coochie Cheese

It's when your coochie is just not good. Its yellow, smelly, repulsive. It is very spreadable so kind of like an std. (can be moldy when you're an old lady)
Yooo your girl got coochie cheese watch out or you might get it too.
by Maddythebaddy April 26, 2021
mugGet the Coochie Cheesemug.

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