coochie crayon

A well-worn, heavily marinated tampon, sporting the finest shades of red, brown, and “I-don’t-want-to-know.” Often disposed of in a way that makes unsuspecting victims question their life choices. Bonus points if it’s left in a bathroom trash can without being wrapped up like a decent human being.

Bro, I walked into the gas station bathroom and some psycho was writing on the wall with a coochie crayon. I’m calling the police.

by yung-megafone February 27, 2025

coochie water autograph

The joke about signing her autograph implies she released a particularly abundant amount of “coochie water.” It also references a real trick that some women can do, which is writing their name in snow or other substances with their pee — a true show of gender equality.

"coochie water autograph signed Sexxy Red" -Fat Juicy & Wet

by idontevengangbang March 1, 2025

Coochie Yapper

As a male is sometimes called a dick a women can be called a Coochie Yapper. Meaning talking out of the coochie.

Why are you such a choochie yapper?
If you call me a dick I’m going to call you a coochie yapper.

by TByapper March 14, 2025

Coochie smooch

When you don't wear underwear to the gym and you give people Chlamydia in their eyes.

This girl just wiped her coochie smooch all over the weight bench.

by Mombusiness May 20, 2023

Va-coochie

The source of all emotionally-charged complaining, ranting and raving.

You need to calm your va-coochie down? Stop complaining so damned much and just relax!

by LT80 March 16, 2023

Coochie consumer

Someone who loves to eat pussy

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear that joe is a coochie consumer??"
Person 2- "Yeah I know he ate me out so good"

by Amine Thighs Are The Best May 29, 2024

Coochie Oreo

The group nickname of two SEXY, THICCC ASS BITCHES!

Jesus: "Dude, who are those thicc ass bitches over there?"
Noah: "Oh, that's Alisha and Kennie. They are known as the Coochie Oreos because they are always turning heads wherever they go."

by Ninilei1992 May 30, 2024