Christmas defined by Connor
“If I’m still Christmas by the time that I’m single, the Christians won’t be the only ones hanging from the Christmas Tree”
“If I’m still Christmas by the time that I’m single, the Christians won’t be the only ones hanging from the Christmas Tree”
by Tatsurai November 7, 2022
Get the Connormug. Sexy hunk that i want to get into the pants of, his lushious mane of blonde hair make me wet the bed. I want to queef in his black air fryer, he is part of the crips because he is a proffesional gansta in a wheel chair. (Help me he forced me to write this my number is 0490904942).
by D1CKB4LLS123 August 16, 2022
Get the Connormug. by Ginger Snap 004 October 29, 2017
Get the Connormug. Connor is soooo good looking unlike heide .she is just not the one. but connor is tall and sexy !!!!
by Very Gay George April 15, 2022
Get the Connormug. by therealdm February 24, 2019
Get the Connormug. He's a prick and annoying asf.
Bro is always rocking the weirdest haircut ever.
You can always catch bro driving a 1988 Yugo GV.
Bro becomes 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 when he sees BBC.
He'll treat you like a piece of shit at all times, even then you haven't done anything wrong.
Don't let him get too zesty around you or he'll drain your balls in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
And he'll gluck your wiener into oblivion.
This applies to ALL Connors.
Do not believe any Connor saying they're different from this.
Bro is always rocking the weirdest haircut ever.
You can always catch bro driving a 1988 Yugo GV.
Bro becomes 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 when he sees BBC.
He'll treat you like a piece of shit at all times, even then you haven't done anything wrong.
Don't let him get too zesty around you or he'll drain your balls in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
And he'll gluck your wiener into oblivion.
This applies to ALL Connors.
Do not believe any Connor saying they're different from this.
Dude 1: Yo is Connor coming to your house tonight?
Dude 2: I dunno man, from rumors I hear, he drains the balls of his victims in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
Dude 1: Best to be safe. By the way, did you get the bug spray that Laura was asking for?
Dude 2: Yup, it's in the back seat in a Walmart bag in my truck, I'll get it to her tomorrow.
Dude 1: Do you wanna go to Cracker Barrel after the football game?
Dude 2: I'm down.
Dude 2: I dunno man, from rumors I hear, he drains the balls of his victims in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
Dude 1: Best to be safe. By the way, did you get the bug spray that Laura was asking for?
Dude 2: Yup, it's in the back seat in a Walmart bag in my truck, I'll get it to her tomorrow.
Dude 1: Do you wanna go to Cracker Barrel after the football game?
Dude 2: I'm down.
by Spicy Soap Dispenser April 28, 2024
Get the Connormug. by Ooxoo June 8, 2021
Get the Connormug.