coloneled

When a girl or guy sucks their finger and sticks it in your penis hole.

I got coloneled off a girl last night, it bloody hurt but it felt so good.

by Arran Greenwood May 10, 2008

Colon Lobster

1.Its Like Crabs But In Ur Ass.
2.Its what u get after letting a gay guy put a gerbil in ur ass.
3.ur mom

Omg David you are such a Colon lobster!

by Ass goblin 420 August 22, 2009

colonel sanders

leaving your cum above a womans lip and on her chin giving her the appearance of the fine colonel

boy your grandma really looked like colonel sanders when i finished with her last night

by lazylay76 May 27, 2012

Colton

A piece of shit

That dude is such a colton

by Faith lopipol March 22, 2017

Colton

hes a sweet boy with a big ol meat shank and he will shank your axe wound

Colton will tear up that mooker

by axewounderdad April 3, 2018

Colton

A typical school shooter, always sits in the back of the room and doesn't talk.

"Hey you see colton"
*turns around*

by fagooooooooooot May 25, 2018

Colonel Crawford

a school full of dumb bitches and cunts and all of the teachers suck ass. the guys are gross and perverted and can’t get any so they probably jerk off in the bathrooms.

friend: “aye bro where do you go to school?”
me: “Colonel Crawford.”
friend: “damn that’s tuff.”

by mcdaddy124 February 22, 2019