When you’re using cocaine with friends and one partner, often a woman, becomes excessively chatty and ruins the session with absurd drivel.
Dude, never bring your girl to a session again. She gets cocaine tongue and can’t stop fucking talking about nothing.
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Male chastity device designed to control/eliminate/stop the arousal of the enclosed penis.
Used by wives/girlfriends/partners to control wayward husbands.
Part of BDSM play between partners.
Worn as part of Sissification by CD/TV
Sometimes worn by TS gurls, as it is not ladylike to 'point'.
Used by wives/girlfriends/partners to control wayward husbands.
Part of BDSM play between partners.
Worn as part of Sissification by CD/TV
Sometimes worn by TS gurls, as it is not ladylike to 'point'.
Gail: You've been a bad boy and so I'm going to trap your little weener in this cock-cage. Maybe then you'll respect me!
Mike and Nigel were cock-buddies and wore cock-cages at the nudist beach.
Mike and Nigel were cock-buddies and wore cock-cages at the nudist beach.
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However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.
Person 1: Oh, shit.
Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.
Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.
Person 1: Oh, shit.
Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.
Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
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Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.
Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.
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