Sloma Jack Clucks

A man who lives in Utah and will ruff you up if you try to find him

"Oh my god its Sloma Jack Clucks! (dead)"

by Sloma Jack Clucks June 22, 2023

Remedial crackhead cluck

Is a broke Mindy. A known manipulator and scammer. 4 kids but 9 baby daddies. Gets pregnant to trap men into taking care of her and abandons the kids for a fast life. Sold her soul to be a model, but ended up a crackhead instead.

Mindy is a remedial crackhead cluck.

by Mindy’s Cult Survivor January 6, 2025

Nerd Gummy Cluster

Genital Herpes

Terrry: can I put it in your butt?

Ari: only if you have Nerd Gummy Clusters, if you don’t I can share .

by Shreddyruger February 10, 2025

the lonely cluckard

oculz demonsphere locale ~ a bar in near the Spanished owned athenosphere were homeless wem fatales express how having a family was the only thing they might have wanted and could never quite get it right so they turned their families into "alien sci-fi's", "horror films" and-or "deep dish pizza" such that even Jenny the Good Witch has no idea WTF is goin on! She's like a spinning cat song OII? ~ Lesley Bullsworth, Guard Right Spy Delivery C.I.A.

The new wem extra ordinaire, as the others, developed tight bonds at the lonely cluckard, when their pizza fridges ran out. One house near the lonely cluckard bought locks to stop their neighbor from taking all the food. Her Spanish family said it is how you say welcome or hello in Canadian. ~ Lesley Bullsworth

by sinrlifemattrs November 23, 2025