clown water

Noum; A form of alcoholic beverage that clowns drink before, during and after a performance that give them a glazed, drunk, stupid appearence. However Clown water does not only have to be consumed by clowns. Clown water can also be used as a synonym for any type of plain whiskey, vodka, or ale that is put into a flask, covered in some kind of paper and consumed in public.

Guy 1: Man i can't stand goin to class today.

Guy 2: dude just take some clown water to get you through

Guy 1; O Fuck i forgot! Shit yeah clown water is the SHIZZZY

by Source: Hezekiah Brockett, February 20, 2008

Clown car Cock block

when someone offers a girl a ride home in an overcrowded car with the intention of preventing consensual sex

the night was over and everyone was leaving and then miraculously she was offered a ride home in a 4 seater with 7 passengers by a master at the clown car cock block

by alwaysangry November 30, 2009

clown fucker

Person who only gets off by fucking a person of the circus type.

She only likes the clowns , so we call her the clown fucker.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Clown Sauce

A term used to describe someone who is full of jokes and laughs more at the jokes than anyone else in the location. The jokes are CLEARLY not funny and no matter how much you ask them to stop, they ignore your plea.

Damn! Joe is an idiot and he wont stop, what a fucking Clown Sauce!

by Zerofate April 1, 2009

clown faced

When a male jizzes around ur lips then punches you in the nose to make u look like a clown

Randy got clowned faced by tony.
Frank clown faced his little sister when she caught him jacking off in his moms bed.

by michael October 27, 2003

clown mouth

an anus so heavily abused by anal sex that the sphincter can no longer contract all the way causing it to remain open in an irritatedly red and droopish manner resembling an agape clown mouth

He felt no need to use lubrication while fucking her clown mouth.

by dewback December 5, 2010

Clown Nose

A clown nose is when a penis head is tinted crimson from rough sexual relations with a person or person's butt hole or vagina. A bloody dick head.

I fucked Louisa in the ass and pulled out a Clown Nose.

by Clown Noser May 2, 2008