collins

to take a shit on ones head.

you wanna collins me?"......."NO" "no you come over here and you take a shit on my head.

by stackattack January 8, 2011

splinter celling

verb; The act of behaving like a Splinter Cell.
This usually involves doing acrobatics such as split jumps, rolls, pole climbs, and others. It can also refer to someone who is "assassinating" a member of society.

Guy 1: Man, I was splinter celling down the hallway and I hurt my shoulder pretty bad.

OR

Guy 1: Hey, look at that guy splinter celling that priest over there.
Guy 2: Sucks to be them.

by Scott McG January 4, 2009

cellify

to call somebody on a cell phone.

Hey, i'm not home right now, so cellify me.

by silentsiren December 1, 2003

celinebriate

(v.) to observe or celebrate an occasion by drinking large amounts of booze.

It's my birthday, I wanna throw a party so I can celinebriate!

by J-me MILF June 4, 2007

collinese

A form of communication (both written and oral) in which the user diverts from the intended topic of discussion as a means of avoiding committting themselves to a definite answer. This diversionary tactic is normally accompanied by misspellings and a very low standard of grammar designed to further confuse and infuriate the questioner.

" I asked him a simple question and 30 minutes later he was still talking collinese"

" He was asked for a straightforward 'yes or no' and replied with a 'nes' !!"

by Lord Sproston July 24, 2009

calling the cat

The clicking sound one can make out of the corner of their mouth. Most commonly done in two click increments. Sometimes adults use this sound to discretely call each other to the bedroom for SKEECOO SKEECOO time. The good news is that this is not a hereditary bound trait, anyone can master it. I bet you just did it.

"Stop calling the cat Bill, Fluffballs is outside!"

"I know Marge, that clicking sound was for you, now get your kitty over here ..."

by NookieJar October 16, 2009

Celina Joyce

A girl who dances like a crazy bitch in Asda. Also appreciates black men. resembles a potatoe.

"Hey, look that that potatoe dancing with that black man, such a Celina Joyce thing to do" (said while in asda)

by beady123 May 2, 2010