Gang Candy

Generic candy, usually caramel peanut turtles, thin mints, etc. that a young kid sells you under the pretext of raising money for his band but is really being peddled by a gang, using the kid as a shill.

This is never high-quality candy and has usually been sitting in a warehouse for some extended period of time.

Dear Abby, is it okay to re-gift the gang candy I bought the other day?

I got stopped at the top of the Metro the other day and ended up buying two boxes of gang candy. FML.

by LoganCircle January 4, 2010

Candy Heads

People That would Eat candy Almost Every Day

(if they run out they buy more)

(parent): What You Want For Dinner Kids
(Kids): Candy!!

Next day the same thing

(Next Door Neighbor Watchin): There Such Candy Heads

by UnknownMAn123 December 30, 2009

cotton candy

slang or crew term for Oxycontin.

Hey, fool. Do you happen to have acquired any of that oh so lovely "cotton candy?"

by Justin March 26, 2004

candy cane

When you fuck a girl while on her period. Red of the menstral fluid combines with male ejaculate, hence "candy cane!"

I love making candy canes with my girlfriend. The bring back all my yull-tide pleastures, anytime of the year.

by Davey Cockit August 27, 2003

sweet candy

An expression one utters when something totally awesome happens. Usually there is a slight pause between the words "sweet!" and "candy."

Joe: "Here's some free tickets to Alice In Chains this weekend."

Cassie: "Sweet candy!"

by Robin from the Forest August 21, 2010

Racist Candy.

When the word "racist" or "racism" is thrown around like some kind of crazy free racist candy and know one can escape its racist path.

An over use of the word racist without any real proof of race being an issue.

"With racist candy everbody's racist", "you can be a racist too!"

All of Obamas opponents are suddenly racist? The news constantly littered with questions on whether or not race is an issue in someones honest opinion?

Joe: Obamas black?

Ted:"Where have you been!" *he must be racist.*

Joe: Well i just thought ...

Ted: "Your racist"

Joe: "....dude, I thought you were better than racist candy."

by WTF. seriously people? September 22, 2009

cheap candy

When Jarkko Ruutu hits someone in a non-sporting fashion while playing ice hockey.

Jarkko caught Jagr in the boards with his head down and handed out some cheap candy.

by PensFanForever December 23, 2008