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Marshmallow Condom Syndrome

When a man nuts in a condom without knowing that he already nutted.
Vantron only lasted 20 seconds before he realized that he had Marshmallow Condom Syndrome!
by Wanklet November 22, 2022
mugGet the Marshmallow Condom Syndromemug.

Condom

I'm keeping my babies safe witha condom
by That guy in the dark alleyway November 18, 2019
mugGet the Condommug.

Asian condom

What the spice/flavouring packets for instant ramen/noodles are called since they look similar to condom packets
"Yo, Yam can you hand over the asian condom? These noodles lack flavour"
by TheGuyNextPlanet March 17, 2024
mugGet the Asian condommug.

Card Condom

A "Card Condom" is a slang term for the soft plastic sleeve that sports card collectors use to protect their cards from damage. They are also used by many people who are down with trading card games due to the high value and rarity of some cards in play.
You just payed $600 for that Black Lotus card you bought online and you still insist on playing with it without using a card condom to protect it from all of the scratches caused by our wooden table?! Are you crazy?

sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove
by Ivanchuk "Gore Buff" June 24, 2014
mugGet the Card Condommug.

condom pirate

Luffy is a rubber nigga. Other niggas use his stretchy ass body ass a condom when they want to fuck gyal.
No niggas using this in a sentence

Person 1: When will this stupid condom pirate find his dumbass treasure. Midpiece.
Person 2: KYS Bitch ass NIGGER.
by Kai + Jin = retarded nigga February 28, 2023
mugGet the condom piratemug.

spaghetti in a condom

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"
by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021
mugGet the spaghetti in a condommug.

Condom

What every parent who has a kid named David Zachary shoulve worn to prevent the mistake they made.
Who in the Hell names their kid David Zachary. Shouldve just used a condom if they wanted to name their kid that.
by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020
mugGet the Condommug.

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