Condom Conundrum

When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.

"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."

by Old Bae December 03, 2017

Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

darth vader condom

A condom with darth vader on it and once slipped into the vagina the male will not be the father

Girl: have you got protection

Boy: I got that darth vader condom

Girl: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

by Daddy_piggy January 19, 2016

free condom

a free condom is where u tie up ur foreskin with an elastic band so when u go to fuck a chick u won't nut

bruh who buys condoms just tie ur foreskin up it's a free condom

by lolcarson March 06, 2019

condom holder

Condom holder is another word for male genitalia.

“DID YOU SEE HOW BIG HIS CONDOM HOLDER IS?”

by penistoucher424 March 01, 2025

Pillar Condoms

The covers that are on the concrete pillars in front of retail stores.

Pillar condoms are used at places like Wal-mart.

by UpUrsDude963 August 21, 2010

Condom Sausage

A term used for people that are intellectually stupid compared to you.

John : Hey Mick
Mick : your'e a condom sausage

by x1Hunter1x February 18, 2022