cardboard condo

living on the streets, not necessarily in a cardboard box

if you dont stop using, you'll end up in a cardboard condo

by agnostic carebear June 4, 2005

condomints

Specially formulated mints designed to clear or mask the taste of condom from one's mouth

Prostitute 1: Girl, I've just about enough of this nasty taste in my mouth!
Prostitute 2: Oh honey, try these condomints. That shit really works!

by pbjtime19 November 8, 2009

Condumb

Somebody who uses broken condoms is a condumb.

I got pregnant because of that condumb...

by ndjhhhjjn September 3, 2012

condiment thief

A pesky prick roommate who always uses up all YOUR condiments. Be careful for these people as they are known for being very slick and sly. They'll use a little here and a little there until it is all gone. Then to top it off they won't tell you they used it so that when you have your meal all ready save for a couple condiments you approach the fridge to find the containers in the fridge all but empty.

Doug: Sucks living with my roommate Tim I can't ever fully enjoy my meal.

Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?

Doug: Yeah...

Mikey: What a fuckin' prick

by Mike Schrampfey November 28, 2012

Roblox condo games

A Roblox game where a bunch of hormonal 13 year olds go to masturbate to virtual Lego figures. The people there are mostly ignorant, narrow minded and rude.

Hormonal 13 year old kid: Yo wanna f*** some hot chicks on Roblox condo games?

Kid with intact dignity: Nah bro I'm not jacking it to virtual Lego figures.

by Dignity is good, dont lose it. January 7, 2021

condomplate

to contemplate whether or not a condom is needed in the heat of a sexual act.

1. Jimmy had some serious condomplating to do when he was having a hard time opening the condom wrapper.

2. While Jenny was waiting for Jimmy to open the condom wrapper she condomplated whether the condom was necessary or not, she was on birth control after all.

by heymon October 25, 2009

Social condiments

Superficial assets or attributes of an individual that make him or her more desirable.

I appreciate Brandon for his wit and energy. I don't just keep him around for his car, money, or his other social condiments.

by haribobation April 19, 2009