A phrase similar to " a hole like a wizards sleave " This is a scottish phrase so FAG is a cigarrete and a close is the stairways in a tenement building.
GUY 1 " So was she a good ride?? Did she have a sweaty baird??"
GUY 2 " No her beaver was massive , it was like pinging a fag doubt up a close"
GUY 2 " No her beaver was massive , it was like pinging a fag doubt up a close"
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Don't shit too close to home by, for example, bringing strangers into your house and then fighting with them inside your house (since they know where you live).
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Person 1: Woah, did you hear about Person 3 putting a bomb in the gay bar?
Person 2: Yeah! I didn't know he was a homophobe!
Person 1: He must be a closet homophobe.
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Person A: Oh my goodness! Someone just shot and killed Justin Bieber!
Bieber Fan: NOOOO! I hate closet homophobes!
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Person 2: Yeah! I didn't know he was a homophobe!
Person 1: He must be a closet homophobe.
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Person A: Oh my goodness! Someone just shot and killed Justin Bieber!
Bieber Fan: NOOOO! I hate closet homophobes!
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Get the close friends mug.A wiki based on the social media closedverse, created by Gnarly and others. Its primary inspiration is Encyclopedia Dramatica, but instead of going for comedic or irony like old ED, it instead tries (and fails, unsurprisingly) to emulate the post-2004 ED with its constant admin brown nosing, lack of self awareness, blatant slander and shit flinging at basically random popular people, children or otherwise, under the flimsy guise of "satire".
A very common group of phrases you'll run into on this site include, but are not limited to, "faggot" and its synonyms, "retarded", "autistic", "nigger", and many, many, many other immature quips, which is reflective of the actual state of the site owner's mind - a teenager on the internet trying anything to get any kind of attention.
A very common group of phrases you'll run into on this site include, but are not limited to, "faggot" and its synonyms, "retarded", "autistic", "nigger", and many, many, many other immature quips, which is reflective of the actual state of the site owner's mind - a teenager on the internet trying anything to get any kind of attention.
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