cancer cancer

A cancer so strong that has its own cancer

Turning lead into gold is very possible, heck, the Russians did it on accident, but the process cost a lot more than the gold is actually worth, ignoring the fact that it would give your cancer cancer.

by Disintegrationisthebestalbumev November 21, 2024

Cancer Culture

A culture of which behaves as a cancerous disease, rapidly spreading through the host nation; causing an uncontrollable divide and fracturing of a once unified nation, thus suffocating the healthy native culture. Cancer culture is typically caused by mass migration and parasitic outsider influence.

My town has been littered with trash and crime has skyrocketed thanks to the cancer culture.

by Snoylershart May 24, 2025

Cancer Culture

To ruin a public entity, content creator, or an artists' life because they expressed their opinion.

See: brain cancer

Kelly: I started engaging in cancer culture, i just called out a writer for messaging "hello" to his wife.

Dan: Looks like you got brain cancer...

by l1b3r4lf0rm4l1ty June 09, 2025

Cancer’s Brother

Logan Paul Jake Paul Older Maybe Worst Brother

My Friend:Who aid Cancer’s Brother

Me:Logan Paul

by WhoIsJJ July 24, 2019

inverted testicular ball cancer

ur testicular ball dies just die

my friend tummy has inverted testicular ball cancer

by ONIOINKMSBSVBSBAQ December 22, 2023

Lactose Cancer

Lactose Cancer is an extreme Variant of Lactose Intolerance. People who have it can get diarrhea through only smelling milk.

His Lactose Cancer killed him after eating that yoghurt which stood in his room for days.

by JoJo Pukkie October 21, 2023

Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.

Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"

by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011