Naked lightning attack

To get naked at lightning speed without being asked, in order to escape from a sentimental situation with a date/partner and to encourage the date/partner to have sex instead.

Tommy performed a successful naked lightning attack on S. as she was crying.

Tommy scored with a NLA.

by S.13 July 22, 2022

extremely naked

when someone is like the next level of naked, they’ve ascended beyond just being “naked”

“dude, I was in a hot tub with that chic, and she was so naked, like extremely naked.

by iloveittosbigfathonkers June 15, 2022

naked may 31

every 4 years (2016,2020.2024.2028)on the 31 of may this event happens in which people can ask for nudes without having to send some back the person cannot ask for any as well accept is is not ment to be because of this day

person 1 hey its naked may 31
person 2 damit alright
person 1 haha thank you

by jackalob May 30, 2020

Tits naked

When you are half naked, tits out

She still had pants on, but she was tits naked bro!

by Big Muscles001 December 13, 2019

Naked Scorpion

The act of laying on one's stomach, reaching over the shoulders to pull one's ankles into a scorpion-like tail. Naked of course

My roommate brought his fat Australian girlfriend over to the apartment last night for my sister's birthday, and she broke the lazy susan on the coffee table after she tried to do the naked scorpion while we threw kosher eggs at her.

by ClemStokley March 27, 2025

naked sevens

Something that bugs you so much even though you could live without changing it. Or you can't change it yourself, someone else must do it. You get anxious it bugs you so much.

Her grass is SO long, it bugs me like naked sevens!

I hate the way my teacher writes her 7's, they don't have lines through them like I write them. They're naked sevens!

by happyasaclam12 April 12, 2011

Naked pic day

Dec 16

Ayy its dec 16 get naked pic day

by Gayhoilkg December 16, 2020