naked hard on

a fetish or body condition in which when you exposed certain parts of your body and have the rest covered, your body exhibits arousal

Shelia has a naked hard on when she exposes her ankles.

Tim gets a naked hard on when he exposes his shoulders in a wife beater shirt.

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by Vonnie Gala February 5, 2019

Naked

Stands for: “Nice and Kind EveryDay”

“Remember kids, be NAKED!”

by Kat4ttack September 15, 2020

church naked

The more PG way of explaining nakedness.

The state of being bare, excluding underwear.

Girl 1: I was so wasted last weekend– I think I ended up getting naked.
Girl 2: You got naked?
Girl 1: Well, church naked.
Girl 2: Thank goodness

by notncrmie July 12, 2017

Naked Hard Hat

Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head

Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*

by nkdhrdhat October 7, 2017

Naked Wizard

An aspring music producer. Having drawn inspiration for his name from an absolutely random and eerie but rather interesting image of a topless man in a wizard's hat, he is currently uploading his original songs and remixes on soundcloud. His fans unanimously agree that he should work with all the ideas he has and expand his creativity with some s m o o t h j a z z . He is also currently unable to find a female vocalist and has to stick with a loser from another city. May have a nice voice but does noy try it (should do it soon).

-Composing witch house? That is so Naked Wizard this shit slaps bruh

Anyway, I love you

by theartser June 19, 2020

Reverse Naked Chef

A sex position in which one person lays on their back covered in sprinkled sugar and cream, both partners then eat fried food while engaging in sexual intercourse.

My girlfriend and I did the Reverse Naked Chef last night and I'm still all kinds of full and sticky

by Hadrian's Kangaroo August 11, 2020

The Naked Movement

A summertime chi movement founded in 2010 by four very bad females

"Dang shawty you bad ass hell"
"Yeah i know, everyone reppin The Naked Movement is"

"Why are you working out so much"
"Getting ready for the naked movement"

by mchanz May 24, 2010