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bumping uglies

"Bumping Uglies" is when two unattractive people are copulating, and, the average person would be repulsed to witness such an act.
Of course the word 'unattractive' is really a relative concept isn't it.
God, I can't imagine my parents "doing it", they're a couple of 'bumping uglies'.
by mjr December 5, 2003
mugGet the bumping ugliesmug.

pleasure bump

A herpes out-break. Or any other nasty std that manefests in lumps, bumps or rash.
This biatch definatly had some nasty shit going on down there. But she told me its all good they're just pleasure bumps.
by Brian Wilhelm November 12, 2007
mugGet the pleasure bumpmug.

pumps in the bump

sticking your heels up your asshole.

for sexual purpose
"she looks sexy with them red bottoms up her ass. i love them girls with the pumps in the bump "

"he loves girls with the pumps in the bump "
by booobz886 August 30, 2017
mugGet the pumps in the bumpmug.

Bump in the Night

Someone that you ignore and find as irrelevant as hitting a squirrel in the middle of the night with your car.

Hitting the animal creates a bump that easily felt but subtle enough to where you think you've just ran over a pothole or some other object but you simply ignore as you want to carry on driving home from a long day.
Jimbo: Why are you even talking to me? I don't know you, you are nothing. You are just a Bump in the Night.
by NukeEmWins April 22, 2020
mugGet the Bump in the Nightmug.

blank bump

A blank post, with intention of bumping up a thread. Elite fuckers (aka "the cool kids") use it because they believe themselves to be too good for just saying bump, since that's what all the "n00bs" do.

Originated on GaiaOnline, by a girl with the username Hii-kun.
Gaian #1 : Why do those hazy-doppelgangers always make blank bumps?
Gaian #2 : Because they're too cool for you.
Gaian #1 : :(
by Bri-chan July 26, 2005
mugGet the blank bumpmug.

drunk bumps

The bumps and bruises you end up with the morning after a hard night of partying and generally don't remember how they happened. "I got some horrific drunk bumps last night!" "Dam, what happened to your legs..?" "Ahhh, those are just drunk bumps"
drunk, drink, bruise, bruises, bumps, hammered, intoxicated, falling, smashed, lit, forgot drunk bumps
by koaw June 12, 2010
mugGet the drunk bumpsmug.

Dutch Bump

A cleaner and more politically correct term for Douche Bag i.e. a person who is arrogant, cocky, flashy and/or an idiot who angers everyone but himself.
Jonny always acts like a dutch bump when he's around Bill.
by Rat-a-tat-tat January 12, 2011
mugGet the Dutch Bumpmug.

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