"Bumping Uglies" is when two unattractive people are copulating, and, the average person would be repulsed to witness such an act.
Of course the word 'unattractive' is really a relative concept isn't it.
Of course the word 'unattractive' is really a relative concept isn't it.
by mjr December 5, 2003

This biatch definatly had some nasty shit going on down there. But she told me its all good they're just pleasure bumps.
by Brian Wilhelm November 12, 2007

"she looks sexy with them red bottoms up her ass. i love them girls with the pumps in the bump "
"he loves girls with the pumps in the bump "
"he loves girls with the pumps in the bump "
by booobz886 August 30, 2017

Someone that you ignore and find as irrelevant as hitting a squirrel in the middle of the night with your car.
Hitting the animal creates a bump that easily felt but subtle enough to where you think you've just ran over a pothole or some other object but you simply ignore as you want to carry on driving home from a long day.
Hitting the animal creates a bump that easily felt but subtle enough to where you think you've just ran over a pothole or some other object but you simply ignore as you want to carry on driving home from a long day.
Jimbo: Why are you even talking to me? I don't know you, you are nothing. You are just a Bump in the Night.
by NukeEmWins April 22, 2020

A blank post, with intention of bumping up a thread. Elite fuckers (aka "the cool kids") use it because they believe themselves to be too good for just saying bump, since that's what all the "n00bs" do.
Originated on GaiaOnline, by a girl with the username Hii-kun.
Originated on GaiaOnline, by a girl with the username Hii-kun.
Gaian #1 : Why do those hazy-doppelgangers always make blank bumps?
Gaian #2 : Because they're too cool for you.
Gaian #1 : :(
Gaian #2 : Because they're too cool for you.
Gaian #1 : :(
by Bri-chan July 26, 2005

The bumps and bruises you end up with the morning after a hard night of partying and generally don't remember how they happened. "I got some horrific drunk bumps last night!" "Dam, what happened to your legs..?" "Ahhh, those are just drunk bumps"
drunk, drink, bruise, bruises, bumps, hammered, intoxicated, falling, smashed, lit, forgot drunk bumps
by koaw June 12, 2010

A cleaner and more politically correct term for Douche Bag i.e. a person who is arrogant, cocky, flashy and/or an idiot who angers everyone but himself.
by Rat-a-tat-tat January 12, 2011
