Ringworm Buffet

analingus

She's so sweet, I'd give her the Ringworm Buffet.

by Al Morrowfield May 27, 2003

Rusty Buffalo

A person so consistantly angry, cantakerous, grumpy or mean that they can only be likened to an American Bison getting it's taint scrubbed with a wire brush.

God, your dad is a jackass.

Yeah, he is a regular rusty buffalo...

by SlamHog November 15, 2009

Alligator Buffet

When you are receiving oral sex on your penis, when a waitress holding a tray of hot coffee walks by. Upon witnessing this act, she spills the coffee all over the floor, then a Mexican cleaning guy runs in naked and dumps a can of Hawaiin Punch all over her face.

Parke: Fuck Grace! That dome would've been sweet if it wasn't for the Alligator Buffet
Grace: At least you didn't get Hawaiin Punch all over your tits.

by The janitor69 December 11, 2011

wee wee buffet

A party which consists mostly of males... So everyone begins to call random hoes over (see phone book pimpin)

Dude 1: Man, this party sucks. Its a fuckin wee wee buffet up in here.

Dude 2: Yeah man. Call Candice... tell here we got "all she can eat."

by Bob1 July 24, 2008

Nebraska Wet Buffalo

Go to Nebraska. Find a buffalo. Bring him into a pool. Put a pickle carrot into the anus of the buffalo. Then, proceed to have oral sex with the buffalo. Then ejaculate on the carrot and eat it.

My friend Kyle told me about the greatest Nebraska Wet Buffalo of all time when he went to see his uncle.

by Asstrenches August 19, 2011

Buffalo NY

A city in New York that's super boss. It has a diverse community, including Black people. It's the East side with the black people, South side with the drunk white people, North side with preppy white people and the West side with Mexicans/ Puerto Ricans. We have bipolar weather, including, recent, Springtime January and shitty public school-- except City Honors *woot, woot! c/o 2013!*-- and private school sluts, Buff Sem. We have chill Elmwood, shady Chippewa, and many parks to party at. City Honors is the pride of Buffalo and Angela Hannah is the sadness of City Honors.

"Do you know about Buffalo NY?" "Yeah, it's cool, right?" "LIKE A BOSS!" #YOLO

by Jaylakkw February 25, 2012

butt buffet

1) lots of big, beautiful female booties in one place
2) a place where you can buttfuck any large-assed woman you want

There's no place I like better than the butt buffet!

by Silky Smooth December 19, 2003