Boof

Knock off “designer” weed (marijuana crafted at its finest and marketed to customers looking for a luxury smoking experience.) or just plain horrible weed…smells bad. Usually looks bad. Not grown with care. Tiny nugs or shake. Little to no terps. May even look good but always taste like crap. Doesn’t get you high. Doesn’t break up right. May have too many chemicals or added PGRS (Plant Growth Regulators). Usually the smoke produces black ash. Boof may also be sold in fancy knockoff packaging at a high price to fool the customer or even at low price in sandwich baggies to attract those looking to save money. May also be referred to as mids although sometimes boof can be far worse. Any marijuana product that was made from boof is boof. There are boof edibles, boof dabs, boof hash rosin, etc.

IE: (1) Dude support your local grower, the dispensaries usually have boof. I don’t think you’d wanna smoke that, it doesn’t get me high. (2) I don’t like to smoke with them. They only smoke boof and that stuff gives me a headache. It doesn’t even have a smell (3) I think I’m gonna hit up Jookz I wanna smoke some real exotics and the pwner never has boof. He’s allergic to boof.

by JookzdaPwneR March 29, 2022

Boof

Some crap that you don't need or want to do.

We're going on a boof ass field trip to the zoo today.

by internet trool June 15, 2018

Boof Quilt

When you insert a large quantity of illicit substances into your rectal cavity, causing your bowels to expel everything, covering you in a blanket of fecal matter.

Jimmy didn't have a blanket so he just butt chugged a 1/5 of Lean ™ and made himself a boof quilt to keep him warm.

by Fractal Juggernaut July 7, 2017

Fortnite boof pack

Its a stizz, spliff or any nic device that is hitable and can be bought at THE DRIVE THRU

Vince: Adam lets go to the drive thru and get a fortnite boof pack
Adam: IDK vincy
Vince: I WANNA FORTNITE BOOF PACK!!!!!!

by The_dirtiest_BENSON July 18, 2023

Boof

Dirt weed, or weed tasting like shit and gives you headaches

Man, yo ass finna get popped one day if you keep selling that boof

by Buttplugger69 May 1, 2021

Boof

Injecting drugs in your anus. Via syringe without point , Turkey baster etc.

Them Illinois boys are boofers.

by Jaystoner July 22, 2020

Boof

An interjection which conveys happiness or contention. Can be used as a verb to mean a lightening of mood. Probably what dogs are saying when they do their little whisper barks.

Feeling down? Boof, nothing but good vibes, here.

by Doppelginger April 23, 2020