Boner Sniper

When someone is so damn ugly that they can kill your boner from a long distance.

That chick's a fucking boner sniper.

by Glompy Gang February 10, 2017

Knowledge Boner

When you have a sudden realization of extreme or amazing knowledge, and attempt to show it off to everyone. But no one really wants it.

HEY CINDY CHECK THIS OUT, I JUST GOT A KNOWLEDGE BONER
Go away George.

by GoldenNukes May 26, 2013

olympic boner

A term that describes a man or woman that has an obsession with the olympics and shuts out the world every two years to be alone with the olympics and their metaphorical "boner"

Andy: Shut up bitch I am trying to watch the Olympics!
Blonde Girl: I am naked and I want you to fuck me.
Andy: I don't care! Did you see that one-foot salchow by that Russian skater?!?
Blonde Girl: No. You are fucking crazy. I am spread-eagle waiting for it.
Andy: Go make me a sandwich! I have an olympic boner!

by Steven Sinski February 9, 2014

Boner Suds

After getting a blowjob, when the male or female gives you a handjob and the saliva starts to get bubles on your boner.

Damn look at those Boner Suds

by rikichiki April 11, 2009

Chest Boners

Erect Nipples

She must be cold, you could hang your coat and hat on those chest boners

by Shumpster December 31, 2010

Perma-boner

This weird ass security guard at Stevens High School that has a hard on whenever he’s around kids

Guy 1: Look it’s perma-boner!
Guy 2: What the fuck

by Mr McNigga November 28, 2018

Boner heaven

1. When something is so great it feels like having a wonderful boner

2. A place gay dudes go to when they die

Dude your house is so sweet it like boner heaven

When Freddie mercury Died he went to boner heaven

by Boner Heaven July 11, 2016