Perma-boner

This weird ass security guard at Stevens High School that has a hard on whenever he’s around kids

Guy 1: Look it’s perma-boner!
Guy 2: What the fuck

by Mr McNigga November 28, 2018

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Chest Boners

Erect Nipples

She must be cold, you could hang your coat and hat on those chest boners

by Shumpster December 31, 2010

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Boner heaven

1. When something is so great it feels like having a wonderful boner

2. A place gay dudes go to when they die

Dude your house is so sweet it like boner heaven

When Freddie mercury Died he went to boner heaven

by Boner Heaven July 11, 2016

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Boner exhaustion

When you have rocked a boner for an extended period of time and it feels like it has had it's own workout day at the gym.

After a weekend of sex and nakedness Heather wanted more, but Aaron couldn't do it, he was clearly suffering from boner exhaustion.

by Energy 79 June 20, 2016

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Boner Suds

After getting a blowjob, when the male or female gives you a handjob and the saliva starts to get bubles on your boner.

Damn look at those Boner Suds

by rikichiki April 11, 2009

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olympic boner

A term that describes a man or woman that has an obsession with the olympics and shuts out the world every two years to be alone with the olympics and their metaphorical "boner"

Andy: Shut up bitch I am trying to watch the Olympics!
Blonde Girl: I am naked and I want you to fuck me.
Andy: I don't care! Did you see that one-foot salchow by that Russian skater?!?
Blonde Girl: No. You are fucking crazy. I am spread-eagle waiting for it.
Andy: Go make me a sandwich! I have an olympic boner!

by Steven Sinski February 9, 2014

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